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How To Pull A FresherA small disclaimer:

This method of pulling a fresher does require you to have at least some banter, at least some chat and some moves. If you’ve got none of these, then this article is not for you. Go away, acquire some cheeky banter and come back.

Firstly, if you get bored of this article half way through, make sure you take the following few sentences in and have a think about them quietly to yourself. Fresher birds are blank canvasses. They do not have regular fuck buddies from the rugby team and the football team captain doesn’t have his reputation to hold on to. Not yet anyway. So before the rugby lads get their claws into Cindy and before the football captain can use his status to pull Barbie, get your face onto the market. Get your ass out there and be a lad.

Now, I have to stress. Pulling is not restricted to the nightclub. Don’t get me wrong. This is the area where you can finish off the job but there are many steps to take before that.

Okay. So here is the biggest tip I could possibly give you. GO SHOPPING! And here’s why. When freshers week is due to start, most parents take their enthusiastic son and daughter students to university a day early to help them get settled in. Usually a Sunday, sometimes a Saturday. The car is packed with all things university and they travel to halls with smiles full of excitement and vulnerability. But where do they go after they’ve settled in? They go to Tesco’s to fill the cupboards!

That is where you need to be. You need to be in Tesco’s. This is where your groundwork starts! Now, the only drawback here is she’ll be with Daddy. But the only thing that needs to happen is for her to see your face, and more importantly she needs to remember it. So wear something rememberable. Wear your finest glad-rags if need be. Be sheik, be stylish, be the sixth member of ‘The Wanted’.

I went shopping for one hour and a half on the Sunday of last year’s freshers. A lad mate and I took our time to fill our basket with baked beans and bread (The UniLAD’s basic diet.) I think we bought the odd can of lager too! Anyway, I saw about 50 girls in all. All of whom I made sure I made eye contact with.

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